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With a running time of 700 minutes (give or take) and a budget of approximately $9 zillion, The Return of the King, the final installment in Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy, is the biggest movie of the year in every possible sense. And if there’s anything we’ve learned from the epic Tolkien adaptation, it’s that little people are capable of very great things. So as the Rings cycle comes to a close, who’s more deserving of our respect than the littlest people of them all -- the hobbits? Standing considerably taller in real life, actors Sean Astin (center, who plays the loyal Samwise), Billy Boyd (right, the musically inclined Pippin), and Dominic Monaghan (left, the battle-bound Merry) reunited for a King-size conversation.
Spin: Hobbits may be noble and brave, but they’re not particularly sexy -- especially compared to the movie’s elf and the human characters.
Monaghan: We are sexy. Hobbits are the sexiest.
Astin: I think she’s saying you’re not as sexy as Orlando [Bloom, who plays the elf Legolas].
Monaghan: I am as sexy as Orlando. I actually think I’m sexier.
Maybe, but hobbits aren’t sexy.
Monaghan: The hobbits have to be the most approachable characters of the Fellowship, the sweetest and nicest-looking. For the audience to invest in them, hobbits have to be wide-eyed and sweet and childlike, and childlike is not sexy. Unless you’re a pedophile. But they’re the fucking sexiest guys in the world, as far as I’m concerned.
What are some of the unexpected benefits of playing hobbits?
Astin: I was invited to do a speech at a jet-propulsion laboratory at Harvard. I was standing there thinking, “These are rocket scientists.” And you realize that, man, they’re just geeks. They were so interested in the way the movies were made. I just answered their questions and shared some insight and heard from them about the Mars probe.
Any other surprising perks?
Monaghan: Women.
You mean groupies?
Monaghan: Well, it’s more people coming over to talk to you than actually women, right?
Boyd: It just means that a lot of women have seen Dom on a big screen with a giant, 15-foot head.
Are your fans ever disappointed that you’re not more hobbity in real life and are actually normal size?
Astin: It’s very disappointing for children when they meet me. That is my lot in life: to do something that children love so much that when they meet me, they’re totally let down.
Lord of the Rings fans are notoriously...enthusiastic about these characters.
Astin: You have to protect yourself. I’ve come up with a phrase: ?“inappropriately intense.”
Monaghan: You have to take it with a pinch of salt. You have to be aware that if you are in people’s living rooms, people will fancy you. The ugliest guy in the world who’s on TV will get a lot of attention.
In any group of people, each member often develops a particular identity -- the brain, the jock, the drama queen. Did that happen to you?
Monaghan: Once, when we went back for reshoots, the four hobbits were riding horses.
Boyd: Elijah was having a lot of trouble with his horse, but he was trying to be a leader, and Sean was having an allergic reaction to the ?horsies. Dom was in a bad mood --
Monaghan: -- I was grumpy because of certain technical things that were pissing me off about the scene.
Boyd: And I was just in stitches watching all of them. It was so funny. And a girl from the special-effects team was standing there with a friend, and she looks at us and says, “Sneezy, Happy, Grumpy, and Doc” and walked away.
Monaghan: Elijah just could not control his horse.
Boyd: The worst horseman in the world.
Astin: I thought I was going to die that day. The allergic reaction was really acute. Somebody said something about how at certain points in your life you can have greater or lesser tolerance to histamines, and I was having a low moment with my histamines.
Monaghan: Yeah, men go through cycles the same way women do.
Astin: Well, I don’t.
You first started production on the Lord of the Rings films more than four years ago. How sad are you to see the experience come to an end?
Boyd: For me, it doesn’t really feel like an ending -- it feels like I’ll have more time to do other things, which is cool.
Astin: There’s an element of sadness about this whole circus being over, but reinventing yourself is always interesting.
So what’s next for you?
Astin: Confusion.
Monaghan: Death.
Boyd: Glory.
By Diane Vadino for Spin Magazine | December 2003
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