Fantasy Fling
We have some fun and games with Dominic Monaghan, aka Lord of the Rings' Merry Brandybuck
So how did we meet?
I was in the park playing football and I sat down for a breather. You walked past and I thought you looked pretty foxy so we started chatting about football.
Do you take my number?
No. I give you mine because then it's up to you to call. I like women to have the power!
Do you ask me out when I call?
Yup. We're going to make a day out of it- I take you to a dollar shop in LA and give you 10 dollars. You have to buy 10 things that are really fun. Then we go to the park and hang out with bubble machines, crayons and paints, and play like kids all morning.
What am I wearing?
I like kind of smart skater look-- so hopefully that.
What do we do next?
We got for sushi and have a chat. I want to know about your family, your job, what inspires you. Everything. Then we go bowling.
Er, OK--why?
Because it's fun! You get to wear sexy shoes and you'll get to see my freestyle bowling technique, which involves me throwing the ball into the next-door lane!
How will I know you like me?
If I'm chatty and happy and touchy-feely then I like you. If I've nipped down lane three while you're in lane five and nicked off then I don't!
What next?
I take you home and show you all the stuff I'm into-- music, movies, photography, art, books and my trainer collection. Then I cook you up some noodles to line your stomach, and we hit the town.
Where are you taking me?
We catch a movie first--maybe Eminem's 8 Mile-- then I take you to the Mumba Club, which is where I go in LA to get messy. They play old-skool funk and hip-hop.
Are we going to dance?
If I've had enough to drink I'll moonwalk for you.
What next?
We call it a night and I escort you home. When we get to your door we have a couple of smoochy kisses on the mouth, with maybe a little tongue. But only enough to keep us wanting more. There's no need to porno snog on the first date.
So you're not coming in?
No. I think the most exciting part of a relationship is the beginning-- the first kiss, the first staying over, the first late-night phonecall. All that wanting it and not getting it is great. But I will take your number and call you tomorrow to say thanks. And I'll call when I say I will-- I don't believe in playing games when you really like someone.
Good on you, fella!
Phew, I feel like we've really been on a date! I might have a little nap to calm myself down!
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Dom's ideal date